{"id":7478,"date":"2010-06-18T18:34:04","date_gmt":"2010-06-19T01:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lamaravilla.com\/blog\/?p=7478"},"modified":"2024-07-25T11:24:51","modified_gmt":"2024-07-25T18:24:51","slug":"a-republican-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lamaravilla.com\/blog\/?p=7478","title":{"rendered":"A Republican Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/comments\/2010\/6\/17\/145639\/937\/11#c11\">Un blogger<\/a> en Daily Kos comparti\u00f3 este chiste&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, \u201cExcuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don\u2019t know where I am.???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, \u201cYou\u2019re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cShe rolled her eyes and said, \u201cYou must be an Obama Democrat.???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI am,??? replied the man. \u201cHow did you know????<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWell,??? answered the balloonist, \u201ceverything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I\u2019m still lost. Frankly, you\u2019ve not been much help to me.???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The man smiled and responded, \u201cYou must be a Republican.???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI am,??? replied the balloonist. \u201cHow did you know????<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWell,??? said the man, \u201cyou don\u2019t know where you are or where you are going. You\u2019ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You\u2019re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it\u2019s my fault.???<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un blogger en Daily Kos comparti\u00f3 este chiste&#8230; A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, \u201cExcuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don\u2019t know where I am.??? The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, \u201cYou\u2019re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. \u201cShe rolled her eyes and said, \u201cYou must be an Obama Democrat.??? \u201cI am,??? replied the man. \u201cHow did you know???? \u201cWell,??? answered the balloonist, \u201ceverything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I\u2019m still lost. Frankly, you\u2019ve not been much help to me.??? The man smiled and responded, \u201cYou must be a Republican.??? \u201cI am,??? replied the balloonist. \u201cHow did you know???? \u201cWell,??? said the man, \u201cyou don\u2019t know where you are or where you are going. You\u2019ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You\u2019re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it\u2019s my fault.???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[903,1345,526,562],"class_list":["post-7478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-democrats","tag-joke","tag-los-republicanos","tag-political-humor"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lamaravilla.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lamaravilla.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lamaravilla.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lamaravilla.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lamaravilla.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7478"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lamaravilla.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79337,"href":"https:\/\/lamaravilla.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7478\/revisions\/79337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lamaravilla.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lamaravilla.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lamaravilla.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}